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Things I Won’t Be Doing Today
- Eating a healthy balanced breakfast–these folks will custom make Belgian waffles for you. Someday I will learn to resist. “No Freshman-15, no Freshman-15…” *mutter mutter*
- Notifying my father of the fact that I broke his damned expensive Fontopia Earbuds today by losing one of the swivel-ly pieces.
- Any calculus homework–‘cuz I got it all done for the week, baby. Oh, yeah!
- Any physics homework–‘cuz the books still haven’t come in and I’m still hella broke.
- Being late for Calculus–‘cuz I’m leaving right now.