Seriously, Jira says I clocked 90 minutes, and that’s with versioning (details below) and using a new service–DreamObjects.
Twine (what “The Whispering Thing” is written in) produces a single HTML file with all CSS (Cascading Style Sheets) and JS right in the file. A dream for deployment–just put it somewhere.
DreamObjects is–from my perspective–like S3, but doesn’t require me to start the clock ticking on Future Proof Games’ free tier status with Amazon Web Services. DreamObjects is API-compliant with S3, so I can use boto and just change the host name to point to Dreamhost.