When I went to take my pill upon waking this morning, I discovered an immense amount of pain in my jaw.
What the hell?
I thought carefully back over my weekend’s activities, and discovered not a one that would cause that degree of soreness.
I skipped breakfast and showered and carefully, carefully brushed my teefuses. More ow. What the hell could be causing this, if not something unmentionable to the public?
Then I remembered my workout last night. (Ahem.) I ran the longest I have in quite a while.
What’s that got to do with my jaw?
All the hard breathing. I discovered a couple of years ago that if I suddenly engage in an activity that calls for a lot of hard, forceful breathing for an extended amount of time, my jaw will get all kinds of sore.
Very, very weird.