Things I Won’t Be Doing Today

  1. Eating a healthy balanced breakfast–these folks will custom make Belgian waffles for you. Someday I will learn to resist. “No Freshman-15, no Freshman-15…” *mutter mutter*
  2. Notifying my father of the fact that I broke his damned expensive Fontopia Earbuds today by losing one of the swivel-ly pieces.
  3. Any calculus homework–‘cuz I got it all done for the week, baby. Oh, yeah!
  4. Any physics homework–‘cuz the books still haven’t come in and I’m still hella broke.
  5. Being late for Calculus–‘cuz I’m leaving right now.