My laptop has just been through an impromptu naming ceremony and is now named Eric, despite the potential problems of such a name (I have an acquaintance by the same name). Eric’s a good name for my sexy laptop; it fits. At least my acquaintance/buddy won’t call me and ask, “Why are you calling your sexy laptop by my name?”
If, by some odd chance, I do get a call from said acquaintance, I have a list of people three names long (who would have handed over my phone number for that express purpose) that will be on the receiving end of my revenge. And it will be nasty.
(Only one class tomorrow! *Doing that disgustingly violent and cheerful Happy Dance*)