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This is just too funny. Poor cellist. Tagged as: [music humor]
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Anti-discrimination to (and beyond) the limit. Michigan State University is suddenly looking extremely unappealing. Tagged as: [academia society discrimination]
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A nice viewpoint. Tagged as: [writing erotica pornography]
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Yum, food! Tagged as: [food cooking]
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Um, what? Tagged as: [health weight-issues]
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I’m totally feeling the fasting idea. If I do it, I’ll post about it. Tagged as: [health food weight-issues]
‘Bout a month ago, Guy wrote “Law and Disorder“. Guy (I feel weird talking about him like he’s not going to see this) wrote of his anxieties about leaving his home and attempting to not be a failure at life (for varying definitions of “failure”, of course).
I’ve been running this over in my head ever since reading it. This is the remix; my mix of his post and my perspective. I’m borrowing his writing style where I can (I’m not as effective a writer as he is).
The most jarring (to me) were his statements:
And that is what I have to do, survive. You always have to worry now when you grow up. But I don’t feel like anything like an adult, just an awkward teenager in a 21 year old’s body. There’s no God coming to save me, no deus ex machina ending. All I have is my own meager powers, and I can’t fail. If I do I’m nothing. Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it can acquire some really good substitutes. And power is the only thing that’ll make me appealing to women anyway, if anything does.
[…]But there is a long road ahead; I just hope I’m not too burned out to walk it.
That’s my own personal revelation, the most important thing I ever learned in college: This is all there is to my life.
I’m feeling stuck in much of the same way, and yet very differently.
… I don’t think that was coherent at all. Let’s try that again. I was raised to believe that all I have are “my own meager powers”, even when my family practiced Christianity and believed openly in god. The kind of drive (by fear) Guy described is what got me through high school and the IB program. My college choice would define my life; people care about what college you go to, after all. That’s what stays on your resume when high school is left far behind. If I didn’t make the most of myself during high school, those same service-jobs Guy fears would be waiting for me, and my father would be very notably unsympathetic to my plight. Picking a future in college was easy: which offered me the most money and the best climate? Rose or WPI? Fine. Here I am.
Now I am here again. The things I do in the next few weeks will make or break my future once again. Admittedly, I have better prospects in industry than Guy, probably, but that doesn’t change the fact that what I choose in the next couple of months will decide the direction of my life for the next few years.
If I fail, I am nothing.
I will have made no useful contribution to society. My $160,000 education will be worthless, because I made nothing of it. I will not be doing something that makes me happy or evokes passion; I’ll be slinging code for some shitty small company with a distorted sense of priorities and a failure to note that their employees are human. I will not be using my powers to improve the world in a real way.
The fear of slipping into doldrums drives me forward. I care little for money (although making ends meet is very nice) or making a name for myself. Every time I closed my browser containing a grad school or Teach for America application without all essays written or questions answered, there’s a voice in my head saying, “You’ll become nothing, worthless…” Then I logged back in and struggled with applications again.
I don’t know that everyone realizes how miserable college can be if you are actually seeking to find a way to be of service with what you learn. I think the nadir of my college existence was when my SO asked if I was going to try to request a teaching position in a city where he might be applying to grad school. There he was, waiting for me, his own decisions unmade and our life paths diverging. I sat with my mouth open for moment, then said, “I’ll… do my best.”
Yeah, the best time of my life will surely be commencement. Oh, the parties I won’t attend! I toss and turn at night, afraid I’m making the wrong relationship vs. career choice, afraid I’m too burned out for a full Ph.D. program, all the while burning myself out with exhaustion and anxiety and steadily pulling worse grades. Pass those muscle relaxants this way, Guy. Care and share, dude, please.
I’m enough of an optimist to have a hard time settling the question of whether college is or is not all there is to my life. I don’t plan to stop learning. I don’t plan to lock myself into a life plan once I leave; I know I can go back to school and get other degrees in the future if/when my interests change. One of the smartest men I knew in high school had done just that throughout his life. Of course, he ended up an alcoholic busted for a DUI right off campus, I think, so I’m not trying to be like him in every way.
But, you know, there are good elements to his story.
Guy hasn’t been writing a lot of humor on his site. I haven’t been opening up much here. I’m fighting with my passions and my romantic relationship and my SO and my body and my mind. All of it, in filthy, unmanageable, disorder.
Edited 12/22/2006 to clarify intent and swap up a bit of word choice.
When I lost a lot of weight during freshman year, I suddenly found myself smaller than most of the men around me. It was a weird, kind of deliciously sensuous feeling; men wanted to be around me (for non-platonic reasons). I was like, “Wow, is this how ‘normal’ women live?”
The implications of that became clear pretty quickly, however. I found myself repeatedly feeling like a marionette: purposefully draped, positioned, turned, and manipulated like something out a Nacho and Belladonna flick. Well… not quite like that, but with the same deliberation for many of the same motives–others’ fun and pleasure. Part of this is due to the men I was hanging around, but part of it just seemed to be the way things were if I didn’t actively resist (and sometimes when I did). It was suddenly safe for men to approach to touch me, maybe since a body check from me was less likely to do serious damage.
Was this what being a woman was? That, unless forcibly resisted, men take whatever physical liberties they can? Is this what it means to be feminine? To be manipulated by those around you endlessly, and to be okay with it? And if you aren’t okay with it in public (i.e., if you’re a “man-eater”), you better be a hell of a submissive in bed, and enjoy getting beat the fuck up, right?
I think my last conscious decision on this was that that was part of what being a woman was, at least in America or at Rose, or… or something.
That certainly makes being overweight and androgynous appealing, doesn’t it?
Oh my damn, Chrimmus gifts are expensive. Well, shipping is expensive, which is my punishment for waiting so damn long to order. Growl.
I’m not very hungry today. I feel tired, but I slept very roughly last night. I even woke up at one point to find WO comforting me; I was drenched in sweat and upset about something. In the morning, he didn’t remember comforting me and I didn’t remember what prompted him to do so. Very weird.
I hate how winter causes all the skin to peel off of my hands. It’s gross and messy and drives me nuts. My keyboard looks like a dandruffy fucker head banged over it for an hour.
Oh, wait. That was just me typing! Ew.