Thorn night: select conversations

Not for the easily offended, I suppose.

Then again, that probably applies to my entire site…

Andrea: I’m glad they aren’t doing the sexual jokes tonight.
Me: That’s because Luke’s not here.
Andrea: Yeah, he’s the sexual one. Wow.
Bob: Huh?
Me: Luke’s been molesting her.
Andrea: Yeah, he’s… yeah.
[…]
Andrea: That boy is wild.

Me: Look at us: we’re all computer science and computer engineering degrees—except for Bob—so we never get any.
S: I’m gonna help y’all out. Help y’all get some.
Me: [entirely too interested a face]
S: Damn! Okay, Lissa. When we all go out on Saturday, we’re going to get you a some.
Me: A “some”?
S: A some.

F: I’m a grower, not a show-er.
[giggles all around]
F: I’d show you, but I have to already be… you know, in progress.
Me: Growing.
F: Exactly. [Official voice] We now return to this erection, already in progress.

F: Does she know there’s a hole in her pajamas?
Andrea: Um… yeah.
F: Well… now she’s playing with it.
Andrea: … Is she showing it to you?
F: No, she just has a finger in it…