Although Sexy Short Stuff also sent a suggestion for the breed of cactus I’m now sporting, Mae won, methinks, with the suggestion of the Tephrocactus articulatus.
So per the agreement in the “Five dollars, for j00z” challenge, I’ve created a little Wikipedia article for my little Tephrocactus articulatus var. inermis. (My first Wikipedia article! I’ve been deflowered!)
Now we’ll just have to see if the article stands the test of Wiki-time.