Barring other problems, I’m going to Notre Dame this summer, y’all. If you’re too scared to swing, don’t step up to the plate, right? Now I just have to work on not missing.
I felt miserable about my decision, which is a bad sign. So I enlisted the help of Mr. “He’s fond of you” to compose the eViL e-mail reneging since, according to him, “Men can rationalize anything.”