Both are from Fecundmellow, who entertained me just too much this morning. Her Monday rumor about Queen Latifah has killt me. I am dead. The “cheese and crackas” bit particularly broke me. So wrong. Second up is her Tick Me Off Tuesday, particularly the portion about 50 Cent. The idea that “Candy Shop” is not obscene or is safe for children to sing is absolutely ludicrous. “Nig logic”, indeed. Let me catch Ali singing that song in my presence. The house/car/whatever will immediately be filled with loud Hindu remix tunes. Sing that stuff. I dare you (although at a lower octave, please). I am allergy-inflicted: swollen, rashy, lazy, itchy, headachy,…