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Ew, ew, ew… but funny…

Steve, Don’t Eat It! is a page containing one suicidal man’s experiments with eating… well, one could conceivably call the stuff food. For instance, when he eats Beggin’ Strips:

Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby’s roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O’Donnell’s ball sack is meat. Okay, maybe I’ve gone too far. I have no idea what that is they are serving at Arby’s, but you get my point.

The page is hilarious. I was very glad the roommate was out of town when I read it, as I probably would have scared him with how much I was laughing and choking.


  • sunshinelog

    Och, no.

    can’t imagine that begging strips would cause a problem.

    certainly not in scotland….

  • Dulin

    It is unreal how funny eating disgusting things can be. Jesus… the Cuitlacoche had to be the worst thing. And I’m with Steve, what is, “PARTIALLY DE-FATTED COOKED PORK FATTY TISSUE,” really?

  • Lissa

    sunshinelog: …k.

    Dulin: I thought the Natto was the worst–“Basically, if you move it back and forth enough, you’re left with a gross, sticky mess. (Hey, natto and I have at least one thing in common!) And now that I think about it, that’s exactly what it looks like the pranksters back at Shirakiku did into my beans. You guuuys!” Amazing!