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“Never mind” — Ossuary

No, no, not “never mind” on Ossuary. It’s in its final rounds of testing and such.

But in the game, there’s a character that asks for your help with their (as yet undetailed) research. When you say “yes”, you get this:

The character asks you about how to eat a dead body if you're starving in a cave-in. Should you cook it, or eat it simply? Your options are "never mind", "tasty (cook it)", and "simply".

I always pick “never mind” first, just for the hilarity of backpedaling from the question. Like, “What the fuck kind of place is this?”

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